Contact Us
Please call us between 10am and 2pm GMT weekdays and we’ll drop everything to answer your call. Outside of those hours we may be on official sock detective business (we can’t disclose any details), so leave us a voicemail or email us and we’ll get back to you as soon as we can (VERY QUICK). If it’s an emergency please contact the fire service – we can’t unfortunately help with cats stuck up trees due to our equal opportunities policy of only recruiting staff suffering from vertigo. Write to us if you like, once we’ve found our pen we’ll respond.
